
OKLAHOMA GUARDSMEN RECOGNIZED AZERBAIJAN
A few days ago a delegation of the U. S. servicemen headed by the Head of Okhlom-, sorry, Oklahoma National Guard Major General Harry Wyatt visited Azerbaijan. According to the Azeri tradition, any guest from the U. S. is received by the most high-ranked persons of the identical profession. Naturally, the Major General was received by the Azeri DM Safar Abiyev. The guest was shown the most important sight of Baku: a monument to the Azeri nation’s outstanding chieftain Heydar Aliyev situated on the square bearing his name. Having put flowers to the legs of the bronze chieftain, the American General with those accompanying him drove along the avenue named after the father of the current President of Azerbaijan to the Republic MOD, where he participated in a splendid banquet with black caviar and Armenian cognac with the label “Khazar”.
According to the tradition, a guest of any rank in the course of a banquet in his honor must say a phrase, the point of which is that he inveighs (recognizes, protects, respects – the options depend on the guest’s professional activity and the degree of his modesty and breeding) Azerbaijan’s territorial integrity. The guest with shoulder straps and stripes did not surprise anyone with his modesty.
In the course of the banquet the Oklahoma General, being deeply touched by the caviar with cognac and unusual total attention managed to utter what he has learnt: “the U. S. recognized and recognize Azerbaijan’s territorial integrity”. However, it was not enough for the brave General, so he went on swaggering. As if getting ready for the assault of the Afghan fortress of Tora Bora, behind the strong walls of which Usama Ben Laden’s phantom is hiding, he resolutely exhaled: “within the frames of the USSR’s era”.
Oh, General, oh, maladroit person, who remembers about the USSR’s existence and has forgotten (or did not know) the map of the U. S. President Wilson. And yet it is said there are no former presidents in the U. S. Though Wilson – it was so long ago, in the first years of Azerbaijan’s Sovietization, so the present generals could forget about it.
The Azeri generals, by the way, turned to be more diplomatic than their colleague from abroad, who can feel comfortable everywhere. Having pretended that they know nothing about the Azeri Republic’s refusal from the Azeri SSR’s succession, they amicably applauded following their Minister.
The Azeri MOD Press Service informed with unconcealed pride that the MOD Chief delivered an address, having noted the successful development of cooperation between Azerbaijan and NATO. “We highly appreciate the role the U. S. has played in the development of cooperation between Azerbaijan and NATO. The Subdivisions of Azerbaijan’s Armed Forces actively participated in the peacemaking operations in Kosovo, Afghanistan and Iraq”.
Having paid tribute to decency and reminding the Oklahoma inhabitant of Azerbaijan’s great contribution to the NATO peacemaking activity, Abiyev came to the point: “the Armenian – Azeri conflict has not been resolved yet, the activity of the OSCE Minsk group dealing with the conflict settlement cannot be considered satisfactory. We speak up for the conflict’s settlement within the frames of the standards of the international right and on the basis of observance of the principle of Azerbaijan’s territorial integrity. We also request that the Armenian troops should be immediately withdrawn from the occupied territories. The Armenian party adopts a destructive stand in the conflict’s settlement and does not wish to take into consideration the current situation. Taking the above-mentioned into account, Azerbaijan has to undertake adequate measures”.
Abiyev did not verify who they “request” and who they have to “undertake adequate measures” against. However, his expansive speech made necessary impression: according to those present, without habitual encirclement of the brave corporals the Oklahoma General worried, not to say was afraid. What if the Minister has taken him as someone else? Though he is a Minister, he tried cognac as well. Worried Wyatt began to carefully remonstrate to his too zealous interlocutor, stating that all the conflicts must be settled by diplomatic way. “We are ready to help you in the issue”, he said, “the U. S. highly estimate the Azerbaijan’s efforts in the direction and we are ready to help you. We believe Azerbaijan will demonstrate its strong stand and will in the issue and at the negotiating table”.
Abiyev, who a bit cooled off the words and affirmations, also started affirming that personally he, Safar, was against any hostilities. In general, Azerbaijan, which denied Soviet heritage, is still devoted to the slogan “Peace to the world”.
I do not know what about the American uncle, but I believe in his words’ sincerity. Safar Abiyev really speaks up for peace and arms race. First, arms race is the Azeri Minister’s favorite and quite profitable business; second, it is easier, than to run around the world searching for his own deserters and others’ disposable pilots. Finally, being a son of a benefactor father, I. Aliyev every year increases the Republic’s military budget twice. It should be noted that Abiyev himself manages the state budget. According to the Azeri proverb, a dog will not run away from meat, while Abiyev has been brought up on the traditions of deep respect to the national wisdom of his tribe. Why should one wage war, if it’s possible to buy armament in Ukraine, on the points of collection of black and colored metal, and then register it at the astronomic prices and put the difference in his own pocket? And yet, a war is a war. What if after a current failure one will have to lose his profitable post? For instance, the Karabakh war made a lot of Ministers tender their resignation. Some were even sent to jails. It should be noted that Abiyev is not Don Quixote.
Levon MELIK-SHAHNAZARYAN